Beer is the Reason Keyring.   The motto on this Keyring reads Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon 

The motto on this bottle opener reads: 'I'm bad with names can I just call you asshole?'

The motto on this bottle opener reads: Deja Brew with a nice fetching picture.  

              The motto on this bottle opener reads: 'Hi how are you, where's my f*cking beer?'

 The motto on this bottle opener reads: "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a being an asshole problem"

           The motto on this bottle opener reads: "I like it dirty"

 The motto on this bottle opener reads: 'I need a stiff one'

 The motto on this bottle opener reads: "I only look sweet and innocent"

The motto on this bottle opener reads "I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life".

 The motto on this bottle opener reads: "Man Brain - beer and tits"